sebelum dan selepas nikoh

T:abe cinto sayo ke?
J:ho..tiap-tiap hari ehh..
T:abe rajin dok nipu sayo?
J:dokk...bakpo awok tanyo gitu sokmo?
T:abe nok tubik denge sayo sokmo dok?
J:mesti,kalu ado pelue abe nok sokmo eh..
T:abe nok te sayo dok?
J:gilo ko!!abe buke jenih jate gitu...
T:buleh ko sayo cayo ko abe?
J:hoooo....
T:sayeee!!!!

lepah nikoh ni la jadinyo:baco start dari bowoh dulu...

kad rayo

Samad dok tengoh bual denge saim dio,Said

Samad:Id,mu buleh dok kad rayo ak?
Said:tokleh eh mad.
Samad:haish,gano nya tokleh eh?
Said:mu tok buboh setem kok eh..
Samad:aku buboh doh.
Said:saloh alamat kot?
Samad:mace la aku toktahu rumoh mu mano.
Said:posmen tok ingat nok atar kot?
Samad:tok nasabob,mungkin sebab aku tok atar lagi kot.

belajar B.I

'Kelantanese Boy Learning English'

Ahmad : 'class monitor'....STENG DARD KELAH!!!

Teacher:Good morning class.

Ahmad: Good Morning Ci-cer. ( then 1 class..Good Morning Ci-cer)

Teacher:Ok..sit down~

2 Dahlia:Thank you Ci-cer.

Teacher:Ok...today we'r going to learn about 'How to describe myself'!

and what i need all of u to do is...tell me and all your friends about yourself.

Ok Shahira..i want u to start first...

Shahira: My name is Shahira...I live in Kota Bharu...i love to eat n reading..

Teacher:Ok,gud Shahira...sit down.

Ok,now our class monitor,,Ahmad..

Ahmad:Yes,,i'an orey-di stand dard ci-cer...

Teacher:Hahaha..gud..ok Ahmad,,u can start now~

Ahmad:Nok crito gapo ci-er??

THE WHOLE CLASS STARTS LAUGHING..............

Teacher:Hahaha...Awok crito la gapo2 pasal diri awok..Dale baso mat salleh la..

Ahmad:Ghuano ci-cer???sayo x leh ci-cer...

Teacher:Hahaha..okla..sayo tanyo,,awok jawak deh??buleh??

Hok lain dok die deh...x soh dok sengeh2.

Ahmad:Ok ci-cer..dat we b
we b
we b..........
geret........
ho..dat we b geret!!

Teacher:Ok..what is ur name??

Ahmad: My name is Ahmad...

Teacher:How old are u?

Ahmad:I'an 8 yes o...

Teacher: Ok..thats gud Ahmad!!~~

Hurm..ok Ahmad..

How u go to school??

By bus or what..??

Ahmadok ci-cer...I..
I go
I GO TO SKU by SIKA....


p/s copaste from amira88

sudu

Di sebuoh klinik dale sebuoh kapong..

Doktor:awok napok tok brapo sihat?(bele-bele ambik stetoskop)
Mail:pening palo,sakit dado.,...ado blako doktor.
Doktor:yakkk...suhu bade awok tinggi,ambik ubat ni..make 2sudu,3kali shari
Mail:trimo kasih...

sminggu lepah tu...

Doktor:ehh,,awok lagi..bakpo plok ni?
Mail:pening palo,sakit dado ile doh,tapi sakit perok pulok..
Doktor:ubat sayo wie haritu abih doh make?pahit dok?
Mail:sayo make habis licin doh doktor,takdok masaloh...cumo suddddduuu doktor
Doktor:bakpo denge sudu?
Mail:(denge selambo)...kerah sikit doktor
Doktor:???????

terkesima

Sewaktu merayoke ulangtahun perkahwine ke 25,si isteri
berkato ko suaminyo: "abe ingat lagi dok maso abe melamar
sayo dulu,sayo terkesima sapa ko tokleh nok kecek seje"

suaminyo jawab:

"yo sayang,tu lah seje paling bahagio dale hidup abe.."